BARBARA
Not Duck! Trump, Donald Trump! What has happened to the movement? Have women regressed back to the Victorian Era? Look, I'll give your fifty dollars and you go to another store and buy the plums and then you've got both the plums and the money.

    LORRAINE
Why can't you go to another store?

    BARBARA
I don't have the time. Besides, suppose these are the last plums in NJ, then what would I do?

    LORRAINE
Then how could I get more? How about my homework assignment for home ec?

    BARBARA
OK $50...that's my last offer. Take it or leave it (phone rings....Barbara sees that it is Jill calling again)..., Jill Whatever it is, handle it (She hangs up..  phone rings again...Barbara answers without looking at the caller ID) I SAID HANDLE....Oh, hi Alister, Sorry about that...no, nothing I can't handle. Yes, we're all set for tonight. I have quite an evening planned. ...good wine, great food, good contracts to sign, ...Oh, of course, I didn't  forget, how could I, I'll have the best plum pudding you ever tasted....won't be like Mum's, of course, but as good as we Yanks can do...hum? You're calling  from the plane...Oh, it came in early, we'll then I'd bettter run...you have the directions?...bye......I'll give you $100 for the bag.

    LORRAINE
You know, it's not nice to lie. They did teach us that in school.  You told that man you had the plum pudding and you know you don't.

    BARBARA
But I will, just as soon as you sell me that bag of plums and I go home and make it...OK, let's cut to the chase here...what do you want for that bag?


    LORRAINE
I told you I need them for my home ec assignment and Mr. Johnson doesn't take assignments late.